Dear Daniel: How to get into crypto?

Dear Daniel,

I want to get into crypto but I don't like investing.

I want to be different but that doesn't seem to be possible in crypto.

What should I do?

Iam Unique


Dear Unique,

You do not need to be interested in investing in order to get into crypto.

You can become a concern troll on twitter.

No one will know that you don't really have any skin in the game.

Daniel


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Dear Daniel - Retarded Bitcoin Media

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Dear Daniel,

I have an issue with the media in Bitcoin. How do we make sure the influx of retarded journalist doesn't make the same mistake with BSV?

Sincerely,

SN


Dear SN,

All articles should have proof-of-work associated with their hashes.

Only read articles with the highest proof-of-work. This will make bullshit too costly for retarded journalists and they will shut up.

Daniel Krawisz.


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Dear Daniel - Can't use BTC; rejected by friends

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Welcome to the first instalment of a new advice column we call “Dear Daniel”, where you write in with your important cryptocoin questions and our resident Bitcoin expert Daniel Krawisz will answer them for you. Click here to get in touch and submit your questions. Daniel Krawisz, aka The Emperor of Bitcoin, is on Twitter at @DanielKrawisz.


Dear Daniel,

I recently had to stop using BTC in my business as it took over two weeks for a transaction to get confirmed. But now my friends have disowned me and told me I’m an enemy of Bitcoin and that Bitcoin doesn’t care about my business. I’m very confused and would like some guidance.

Sincerely,

A. User


Dear User,

Do not be alarmed. The effect you have described is due to a bug in BTC which affects the way that it controls its human hosts. Bitcoin was originally supposed to adapt all knowledge in its hosts to profit-seeking, but due to the bug, your friends' minds have been erased instead.

The bug has been fixed in the latest version, but unfortunately you will have to find new friends.

Daniel